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A. "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
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A. Because every time the door opened, she jumped into the back seat.
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"They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out.
However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time with the same voice came over the line.
"Never mind," he said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake."
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